Over The Hill - Old Farts Club Certificates - Mail

Because these items are made specifically for you, custom-made items are not eligible for refunds or returns. Your satisfaction is important to us, so we guarantee the certificate you receive will be accurate and complete. If we made a mistake, we will replaced your Certificate FREE!

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THIS ITEM IS SHIPPED BY MAIL 
TITLE:  Add Owner's Full Name or Any Title you want. DATE: Add the date of Membership or use the current date (default). SIZE: of the certificate  8.5 x 11 (default) or 11 x 14 inches. We use thick Photo Paper, Shipped In A Hard Stay-flat Envelope for protection during shipping.

SENIOR YEARS
"Once I Was Looking Through The Kitchen Window At Dusk And I Saw An Old Woman Looking In. Suddenly The Light Changed And I Realized That The Old Woman Was Myself. You See, It All Happens On The Outside; Inside One Doesn't Change" -- Molly Keane

The Fastest Growing Segment Of Our Society Is Our Senior Citizens. This Is A Wonderful, Humorous Way To Recognize And Honor Those People Of Any Age Who Have Entered The Golden Years

On Ageing..... With My Ailing Memory, I'm Thinking About Changing My Password To "Incorrect." That Way When I Log In With The Wrong Password The Computer Will Tell Me "Your Password Is Incorrect"